It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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