i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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