I think my fart just growled at me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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