Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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