ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
