Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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