Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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