im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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