I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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I need you to use more vowels.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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