i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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