Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
