can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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