Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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