Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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