her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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