her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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