Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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