The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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