i don't plan on having that self control this summer
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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