Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Randomize