I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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