I don't think brook has ever known best
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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