Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
