wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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