we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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