I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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