Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dicks are not precious.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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