It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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