i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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