Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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