I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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