two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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