if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
last night I used snow as a chaser
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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