you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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