ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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