Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
