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  I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent

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• (925): View more from California

  We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.

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• (510): View more from California

  can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"

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  I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.

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• (530): View more from California

  .......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"

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• (975): View more from Missouri

  All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza

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• (386): View more from Florida

  just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me

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