I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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