you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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