is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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