they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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