do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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