how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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