Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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