i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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