Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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