OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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