I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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