Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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