Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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