so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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