You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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