is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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