why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize