whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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