You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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